A couple got quite a surprise outside a McDonald's in Arizona yesterday:
A giant set of golden arches outside a McDonald’s in Eastern Arizona toppled in 60-mph winds Wednesday, crushing a Naperville couple as they sat in their SUV in the parking lot.
Wow. Maybe you could say they couldn't get away because of... fallen arches? Huh? Am I right, people? Hello?
Screw it, maybe I'll just put on pants and go outside if you're gonna look at me like that.